Superhero Films Most Bangable Broads

In no particular order.
Kim Basinger She was such a piece of arse in her day. Since then she hit the wall and even Batman wouldn't be seen in the Batmobile with her. Toss her butt out.

Michelle Pfeiffer Another chick who has seen better days but was definitely smoking. Claw me like she did Batman and see what I do to that pussy.

Scarlett Johansson Now this chick is hot and definitely hasn't hit the wall yet. She needs that Iron Man pipe.

 Katie Holmes This chick is a drag but definitely was doable. And then she got nuts about Alien Gods. I need to fill out the list, so she's on it.
* No pic available cuz she's a drag and I don't want her on my list. I'm skipping her.

Jennifer Garner This chick has a great body. Tight and athletic. But she married that freaking bucket head Ben Afferleck. Still slaughter her.

Jennifer Connelly This chick forget about it. What big CANS she has. She was wasted in the Hulk. I'd give her the big green veiny sausage. POW!!!

Natalie Portman Well she's in the new Thor flick coming out. She looks good. A bit of a fidget.

Kat Dennings Another chick from Thor but she's no fidget and has huge CANS. Lay her out with that Thor hammer, she won't remember shite. Only 2 hits, her hittin the floor, me hittin the c#%t, sucking on your t%#s.

Superman Vs Batman

It's the age old question who would win in an all out battle between Superman and Batman. 

The only way to answer this question is to see who's costume is less gay looking. I gotta give it to Batman because his suit is black and no one can clearly see how gay he looks in black tights or whatever the hell its made of. Just look at Superman's picture below nuff said.What's that white stuff on his upper lip Preparation H.Try Preparation Homo.

But in the end it doesn't matter how gay looking Superman is he can still ring Batman's neck for calling him gay and make him his boy lover.

And the guy has a serious pimp hand.

Top Ten Superhero Film List

These are my top ten best superhero films.

1-Superman The Movie (The first superhero film that started it all with the greatest film score)
2-The Dark Knight (The greatest villain performance)
3-Spider-Man 2 (Great character story)
4-Batman (Michael Keaton does the best Batman performance)
5-Spider-Man (One of the best origin stories)
6-Batman Begins (A new beginning done right)
7-Iron Man (The best superhero costume made for film)
8-Superman II (Christopher Reeve's last best performance as superman)
9-Incredible Hulk (A very decent flick)
10-Batman Returns (The last best Batman performance)