Superman Vs Batman

It's the age old question who would win in an all out battle between Superman and Batman. 

The only way to answer this question is to see who's costume is less gay looking. I gotta give it to Batman because his suit is black and no one can clearly see how gay he looks in black tights or whatever the hell its made of. Just look at Superman's picture below nuff said.What's that white stuff on his upper lip Preparation H.Try Preparation Homo.

But in the end it doesn't matter how gay looking Superman is he can still ring Batman's neck for calling him gay and make him his boy lover.

And the guy has a serious pimp hand.

Thor: The God Of Steroids

 

Hey I have an observation to make about the new Thor film coming out. Here it is. "There is no way the dude playing Thor isn't on steroids." For real Chris Hemsworth was previously in Star Trek (2009) and in that movie he was a tall string bean. He was cast as Thor in early 2010 and filming began a few months later. 

So with 5 months to go before filming began he started on the juice specifically Dexamethasone aka Decka. The guy claimed he put on 35lbs and of that weight 20lbs was muscle. In such a short amount of time it is impossible to do such things without the assistance of drugs. I knew a guy who took Decka and it added 100lbs to his bench press and this guy was in his forties. Yeah right this Thor dude only ate chicken breasts and shakes to get that big. I bet those chicken breasts were followed up by weekly injections of the Decka. Hey I want some of that roids too, I'll put it on my cheeseburger. Decka from Asgard.

The Coming Of The Green Lantern

The new Green Lantern trailer is out and only two words can describe it. Potentially Epic. Yes, it is potentially epic because the filmmakers are taking the material serious and that is desperately needed to make this film work. Cut out all that Ryan Reynolds comedy shtick. I'll allow one line that's it but don't push it because the next thing you know we get that annoying crap we saw in Transformers with that freaking mom running around all high and yelling like a moron.  Smack the crap out of her.

The scenes on the Green Lantern home world of Oa are awesome. All the different species of lanterns and Sinestro, I loved it. The effects still need to be tightened up but this footage is definitely giving the geeks a hard-on.

Top Ten Superhero Film List

These are my top ten best superhero films.

1-Superman The Movie (The first superhero film that started it all with the greatest film score)
2-The Dark Knight (The greatest villain performance)
3-Spider-Man 2 (Great character story)
4-Batman (Michael Keaton does the best Batman performance)
5-Spider-Man (One of the best origin stories)
6-Batman Begins (A new beginning done right)
7-Iron Man (The best superhero costume made for film)
8-Superman II (Christopher Reeve's last best performance as superman)
9-Incredible Hulk (A very decent flick)
10-Batman Returns (The last best Batman performance)